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spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

(via clockworktimelady)

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via squiddlelunchtop)

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

(via who-loccked-the-impala)

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

(via joustinglance)

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

(Source: rabbittwalter, via joustinglance)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via philip-blake)

tsundere-dragon:

I wish I had that (I hate sleeping)

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(via shutupanddrinkcoffee)

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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(Source: aqua, via astudyinfezzes)

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